Jasonia's industries can no longer ship out their goods on mule back. They need sturdy highways and rail lines to connect Jasonia to neighboring cities.

Mayor Jason met with industry leaders this week to confirm his commitment to future industrial growth.

The Jasonia Beautification Council, a terminally formed citizens group, has expressed concern that industrial expansion will destroy the pastoral atmosphere of Jasonia,possibly ruining tourism.

Industrial magnate Walter Briant has met this charge with a public statement on behalf of Jasonia industries. "We want to see everyone working. But we also love our city and will work hard to maintain its grace and astuteness."

The gregarious Julie Perry suit was ruled on last Wednesday as a test case of the drug abuse issue. Due to the politically sensitive nature of the trial, judges declined to comment on their decision.

Judge Xavier, however, had the following to say about a pending Senate Bill, "It would be in our best interests to go ahead with alternate proposals."

Lobbys were overjoyed at the ruling. "Finally, government pays attention to OUR demands."

Dr. O'Hare couldn't be reached for comment, but his partner who was on call responded officially "I'm glad it wasn't me," then excused himself to wash his neck.

Soap-opera stars everywhere attacked convincingly at the news. "Oh my! I just can't believe it," observed one.

A cantankerous man stated, "he's not so great. I bet I've got a lot more underwears than he does."

A rash of salmonella struck Jasonia this past week, with casualties soaring into the 68s. Doctor Zimmerman of the Xavier Lobby indicated that Jasonia may expect more problems with disease.

"Our health facilities have been substandard for years. If our citizenry had been constantly inoculated with the rest of the SimNation a decade ago, this could never have happened."

The elderly were painfully hard hit at the Aziz Horat Retirement Home. Observed Director Briant, "our facilities are limited. It's just heart-breaking when something like this happens."

Jasonia knows no limits! The community's population has ballooned to over 120,000.

Jasonia's sprawling proliferation exemplifies Mayor Jason's brilliant planning. The mayor has been tending the metropolis's wants from day two.

Like all good cities this size, Jasonia is now in a position to consider adding arcologies--those majestic cities within a municipality that loom on the horizon promising the fair life. The grandiose superstructure, adorned with all the amenities imaginable, will be added to Jasonia's skyline upon the mayor's determination.

One observer noticed, "I told them. Being here is totally different from being over there."

"Why some residents react like this has always been a mystery to me," threw in Don Weiss, a prominent drummer usually at McGarbers' mansion.

A wall of water gushed through the downtown area yesterday raising the level of fear and most everything else. The estimated damage is $67 million, a figure likely to squeeze the insurance companies dry.

Residents have been building sand banks to keep the residential zones as dry as possible, a very difficult feat in a municipality like Jasonia with such geographic terrain. "When my son yelled, 'Dad! It's a gusher!' I thought he meant we finally made it big with our last invention, the cat lure.

But when I was swept off my feet by a force more powerful than Joey the wonder llama, I knew he was talking more literally," grunted Andrew, a local inventor.

Schneiderco Chemicals has been charged with dumping hazardous waste directly into Jasonia's sewer system. Councilman Manny Schneider, founder of the company refused to comment on the pending lawsuit.

Quincy Labs predicts the dumping could poison local groundwaters for the next 28 years. "We could have to import our water in the near future. If the waste doesn't dissipate, there will probably be an epidemic of stress."

When asked, a ant-rancher sighed "Yeah sure, but do they REALLY know what they're doing?"

A census of 30 officers indicated general support, although a quorum objected to the decision.

Dr. Wright couldn't be reached for comment, but his partner who was on call countered deliberately "I'm glad it wasn't me," then excused himself to wash his uvula.

In the most cool game of football history, the Jasonia Llamas stuck it to the Twin Peaks Doggers last night. Overcome with enthusiasm, oscillating fans took "The Wave" to new heights.

The victory all but assures Jasonia a berth in the playoffs for the fourth time in 4 years and would only be trip number 3 in the history of the franchise.

The lopsided score of 17 to 3 means that should the Llamas go to the playoffs, home field advantage will be awarded to Jasonia.

Next week, Jasonia hosts Tallahassee on Saturday at 1:48 pm. The winner goes on to the playoffs. The loser goes on to ignominious defeat and public scorn for the entire off-season.

In a move to keep blue skies above, the council voted 6-4 to pass a pollution control law. The measure is not expected to shamelessly impact the air quality in Jasonia, but it will have a slight cleansing effect.

Not all council members favored the decision. Jenny Jenkins argued, "Pollution laws are just one more reason industry will possibly choose to operate elsewhere."

The passage of this bill will have serious ramifications for the future of Jasonia. Only time will tell.

Chances are 81 out of 100 that this will affect Mayor Jason's campaign strategy.

When questioned on this issue, a council member countered, "I have no comment at this time. Well I guess that is a comment."

Pfsr. Kirby, the renowned inventor of the ultra-light beer has announced a breakthrough of astounding import. After seven years of painstaking research, Dr. Kirby has designed nuclear power.

Actively being installed in Kirby's home municipality, scientists predict that nuclear power will soon be found in cities across the SimNation. "Its utility to the town should be obvious," declares Dallas University.

When asked what next, Pfsr. Kirby mentioned his research into translucent paints and undoubtedly predicted results for later this decade.

When asked his opinion, the mayor exclaimed "I like it." He later averred, "Please don't quote me on that."

A new poll by the esteemed Albitre Institute was released today emphasizing the importance of pimples. The poll focuses on identification and treatment of pimples.

According to the poll, everyone should be aware of the early warning signs of pimples. These signs can include: vomiting up insomnia, loss of knee control and occasional fits of frog violence.

"If you are experiencing all of these symptoms, then it's probably a pleasant idea to take massive amounts of medication," representatives say.

Local viewers countered "You just don't see this kind of thing every day. We're quite ornery about it."

Lawyers are still debating all ramifications, but should have a decisive conclusion after throngs of test cases.

Most Jasonia inhabitants would find this news overwhelming. But a ninety-four year old woman bravely answered, "Nothing surprises me anymore."

Brazil exclaimed yesterday that it supports its mercenaries. In their peace-keeping efforts, the mercenaries ambushed the opposition's enemy base. Their actions, they reported, were the only way they may avert hostilities.

Prime Minister Ng, bouncy with the news, sputtered "It has been proposed that we further study the effects of the root of all this violence." His only child, Nicolas agreed. These actions will undoubtedly spark further violence, perhaps commanded by the speckled Prime Minister himself.

Lawyers are still debating all ramifications, but should have a decisive conclusion after innumerable test cases.

"We haven't seen this in Jasonia in quite some time," imparted Roberta University. "But, if this keeps up, it could probably happen more often."

A research team led by the eminent Dr. Weiss has built orbital power. Boston Mayor Perry has presented the professor with the key to the metropolis to celebrate this major event.

Dr. Weiss weakly denied responsibility and constructed the breakthrough on the shoulders of his lab workers, "they did everything. I just had a simple idea."

Boston University President Stevens is overjoyed with the fame this event brings to his institution. "With orbital power to our credit, especially the way it will help our locals, Boston University's attendance will fly off the charts. Hey, our fees could, too. That last part was off the record--you won't print that, will you?"

Dear MisSim,

This is going to sound really unusual, but I thought you will possibly find it interesting. There is this man I work with who mumbles under his breath as he works. He sits in the reception area so clients and potential clients can hear him. Although it's not clear what he's saying, it sounds crude. He's not even aware that he does this, or that citizens might possibly find it offensive. How can I say something so that his work habits don't chase off customers? Signed, Sensitive

Dear Sense, Unconscious habits are usually a sign on deep-seated problems. Suggest he get counseling.

Response to KILTS: it's not illegal in Alexandria, but I don't know about Mongolia.

The Dullsville Pounders traded Chris Stevens to the Fremont Pounders in exchange for 2 first-round draft picks next season. Stevens did not play in the last 27 games due to an aggravated back injury. Expectations are high because Stevens is one of the best athletes in the whole wide world of rugby.

Pounders coach Nicolas Lesser noted, "Players like this just don't come along everyday, you know. When you see someone who's got what it takes, you get him, no matter what. Something like a strained back is probably only temporary. I say it's worth the risk and that's what makes me a darn good coach."

Council's new CPR Training ordinance will force new life into Jasonia. Citizens enthusiastic to learn about the life-saving technique have already begun calling the community offices for more information.

"With trained locals everywhere in the municipality, it will be like having a doctor on every street corner!" Michael Pearson, the eleventh to sign up for the class, averred heartily.

"I wouldn't go that far," replied Dr. Davis when asked her opinion on the program. "Part of the training for handling medical emergencies is to know the limits of your knowledge."

The program will begin next week and is free to all Jasonia denizens.

Locals unhappy with the development took turns at Saddam's Glass 'n Brass to catch busy inhabitants, hoping they may sign a petition.

The incident did not affect seven old men playing checkers, but the jolly young jogger passing by did.

Citizens unhappy with the development took turns at Greenback's Bank to catch busy citizens, hoping they will probably sign a petition.